Will he be fast enough to beat that rollercoaster?
Now them thar bars, they done got a heap'o muscles under that ol' fur o' their's, but they're not so fond 'o using it none. So if'n yer wantin' to get a good ol' ride outta one of them you'll be needin' to give him a little bit o' encouragement. Now a REAL man would jus' walk up to a big ol' bar, tie some crackers to his tailbone and climb on board, but you whiny crybaby city folk would probably prefer to do it this way.
Tie a seal pup with rope securely to a strong piece of wood, wait for the shark to turn up, jump on and enjoy the ride :)
After the wide acceptance of the car pool lane, the State Highway Department decided to install a new lane just for fans of extreme sports.
Do you want some wind on the face?I used a LOOOOOOT of different faces, trying to create that expresion... HOPE YOU LIKE IT LIKE ME! :) any comment about the tears? it's my firts try on tears.
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Sometimes a 12 pack gives false courage
Oh Crap! A Shark!