Remember the Toxic Avenger, that unfortunate schlep who fell into a vat of toxic waste and gained superpowers for his troubles? Well, accidents happen, don't they?

What if any unfortunate, everyday accident resulted in superpowers? Imagine the rigid justice doled out by Captain Overstarch, or the crime-correcting might of Typo-Man! Surely a superhero like Lady WetFloor would be have the powers to cause any criminal to slip up! Okay, enough with the bad puns, but am I right, or am I right?

The rules of the game are thus: Create a new, truly forgettable superhero, with powers obtained from an everyday, typical, ordinary accident. In 75 words or less, describe the new superpower(s), and how they're used to right wrongs encountered everyday. Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. As always, quality is a must, we will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You will have 5 days for this contest so make your submissions count.