Spacious bungalow in secluded area. Deliciously unique landscaping attracts anyone's attention. Ideal location for children. Not recommended for pets. Stove has been recently replaced. Call 495-723-1818 for appointment or follow the breadcrumbs to the open house on Saturday, June 25th.

Secluded hideaway for the discerning gourmand. If you enjoy good food this is for you.

Not only does this 4 bedroom/one dungeon dream have a huge culinary herb garden, but the kitchen is fitted with all the accoutrements necessary for those 'troublesome' meat dishes; e.g. radial arm saw, table saw and industrial strength hoses to sluice the tiled floor according to Abattoir Standard 3c49a.

The entrance is fitted with a state-of-the-art Gladstone TrapDoor operated by a discrete button ( 'just press, no mess' ). You’ll wonder how you ever did without it.

A snip at $200,000. Hurry! After-hours viewing welcome.

For Sale: Due to unforeseen circumstances a spectacular large piece of European Real Estate with a proud heritage is available for immediate purchase. With a beautiful mixture of urban landscape and rolling countryside this once in a lifetime opportunity is offered with numerous small islands and a rich heritage. Parking for 200,000 vehicles (the London circular) and vastly undervalued natural resources (North Sea oil, coalfields etc) this modern property comes with a staff of 54 million. There is a mooring for a small navy. Recognised by the United Nations there is planning permission for a small conservatory. Contact G. Bush.

Get on the fast track with this property! Just listed, sure to move. Split level, all stone, in gated community with 24 hour security. Close to transportation and shopping. Vaulted ceilings provide unique acoustics. Complimentary visits from our aromatherapy consultants. Free musical concerts regularly. Interior decor includes original paintings by local artists. Call 555-1212 and inquire about Broad St. Subway Station.

Enjoy “back-to-nature” ambiance and a beautiful panoramic view!

This cozy, loft-style bachelor pad boasts all the amenities, plus an enormous workshop for the guy who needs to “create.” Situated atop historic Mount Crumpet, this home offers breathtaking vistas in all directions, including an awe-inspiring view of cozy Whoville, immediately to the south. Close enough to hear the joyful singing, yet secluded enough to keep solicitors away. Hurry! This one won’t last long.

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Modest, Russo-American designed dwelling in remote location. Expensive, metallic decor throughout with all mod cons included, though minor but expensive electrical work may be required from time to time. Residence affords fantastic views all year round.

High rental rates but client can expect typical tax haven benefits. Possible tourism opportunity?
Animals welcome.

Very sturdy, well taken care of Southern California estate. Multicultural influences include Gothic and Bavarian, and some Renaissance and Modern. Very colorful, with a happy atmosphere. Excellent for children, families, has man-made pond, fountain and playhouses, great place to relax or exercise. Past residents have been non smokers, no pets and during the summer it has an excellent view of fireworks. Considered a landmark by a few locals. Serious inquiries only, please!

Elegant natural features are the true selling point of this location. This prestigious location has fallen out of the limelight recently and as such presents an excellent buyer’s market. Although the original construction was completed many years ago (fondly referred to as the ‘Golden Years’), the surrounding neighbourhood is nonetheless solid as rock, with little chance of any major repair work needing to be done. The site has great historical value, so only serious buyers need apply.

Baltimore area: lovely house in country on black tarn. Privacy wall around the estate. Fireplace, hard wood floors in the bedrooms, purple curtains, wine cellar big enough to hold casks as well as bottles, large bar-b-que pit with industrial slicer, copper-walled vault with large, heavy door, connected rooms of various colors perfect for large parties.
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Sweet cozy cottage in secluded area, surrounded by beautiful trees. Scrumptious facade and decadently decorated landscaping. 1 bedroom, living room, spacious dining room and enormous kitchen. Cottage features three large fireplaces and two oversized nostalgic wood burning bread ovens. Ovens used daily. Free taste tests for all prospective buyers. Discounted sale price given to obese buyers.