It’s 11pm on a Worth day
The deadline is coming up fast
My chop’s nearly done
And it’s my best one
I’ll get that trophy at last!

CHORUS
So gather ye round all you Worthians
Vote on my entry today
Just give it a score
And I’m learning, therefore
Let’s hear what you have to say!

There’s a n00b acting up in the forums
He’ll fall foul of Mr_IQ.
And here’s a right chump
Who votes in a hump
There’s a bunny gunnin’ for you.

That new kid’s not pleased with the voting
The system’s all wrong, says he
Well I think if you check
You’ll find it’s correct
That’s the way Jax meant it to be.

CHORUS
So gather ye round all you Worthians
Share all your thoughts today
‘Cos here in the forums
It’s never boring
Let’s hear what you have to say!

My mantlepiece is awfully empty
I hope I win some award
But if I came last
I still had a blast
At least I never get bored!

CHORUS
So gather ye round all you Worthians
Show us your skills today
And I’m sure that I’ll see
That you’re just like me
I think that I’m here to stay.

A forum for art
Why don't you take part
Join the fray
Unleash artistry
Are you Worthy
Join Worth1000 today

Improve on your skill
There's no bigger thrill
Than the way
You feel when your name
Is on the Hall of Fame
On Worth1000 today

Show us you're the best
Better than the rest
Live the cliche
Break through the mold
As you strive for gold
At worth1000 today

So stop your lurkin'
We invite you in
Come and stay
Let me tell you more
Take you on a tour
Of Worth1000 today

Let's make our first stop
At the attraction at the top
It is Photoshop
Each chop made with hopes
It will be thought as real by dopes
And wind up on snopes

Then there's photography
Shutterbugs' geography
Photos of bees and birds
Each worth a thousand words

Speaking of which, up next
Ever-popular text
Stories, both short and long
Poems, haikus, and this song

For the rest of us
Multimedia's* ambiguous
Miscellaneous
There's only one flaw
In most cases you'll have to draw
Beware of meowza

Come for competition
Stay for conversation
Forums and chat are swell
Just don't ask A/S/L

Now we have reached the end
Welcome to Worth, my friend
We're happy to have you
Now read the FAQ!

A forum for art
Why don't you take part
Join the fray
Unleash artistry
Are you Worthy
Join Worth1000 today

*Pronounced mul-ti-mead-ya. See? It fits with the rhyme scheme!

They say, a picture's worth a thousand words,
But I say, you haven't seen until you've heard
About the artists at Worth 1 K
Like CCZ or Puffnast-ay

Chop, write, draw and shoot,
It's Worthians that we salute
With skills that shine like the stars above
So come on everybody and show your love!

W-O-R-T-H 1 K! (repeat 4 times)

Prove your worth in training grounds,
Move to advanced in leaps and bounds.
Get juror stars that shine so bold
Then comes the silver or the gold!

Worth 1 K's the place for us
To show the world our finest stuff.
So get on board and hop right in,
Hone your skills and you could win!

W-O-R-T-H 1 K! (repeat 4 times)

Once you're hooked, you'll know that WORTH
Is the greatest site on earth!

Worth1000 is where Jax wet his feet.
Worth1000 is the site to beat.
Worth1000 has the best Photochoppers.
Worth1000 has the best Illustrators.
Worth1000 has the best Photographers.
Worth1000 has the best Text section.
Worth1000 has images that are just so sweet.
Worth1000 has the best people you'll ever meet.

You need a logo?
You want it first class.
You've come to the best.
We'll hook you up fast.

We've got arsi, Iron, and even DerAlt
They manipulate photos where you can't find a fault.
Follow the tutorials provided for free,
but you'll probably still rank, under those three.

Our illustrators will knock your socks off.
And that is no lie.
We've got meowza, Cyn, and Nesehehame, to name just a few.
You ain't seen nothing,
until you've checked out our crew.

Our Textors, they follow the leads.
We've got Merbley, jpenic, theQ and hbomb.
They write the stories that you like to read.
They answer questions that plague human kind.
They make up headlines that boggle the mind.

Our Photographers, they follow the light.
We've got koala, Quad, rwolosyn, Siglo to start out the list.
You want a picture and they'll do it just right.
Night time, day time, small as a flea.
They'll get in so close, you'll shout out with glee.

There's no task too small
and none too great.
For our Worthian community members to date.
Just throw up a theme,
it is never too late.

They tackle each challenge,
like they'll never be more.
They give you their all,
in each entry they make.

And you'll never, ever find something that's fake!

Worth1000 is where Jax wet his feet.
Worth1000 is the site to beat.
Worth1000 has the best people you'll ever meet.