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the life of the match is short...save the match use a lighter!:)
Bite me
Soulful in full view ;)
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I couldn't come up with any puns, so if you have any, please leave them as comments.
Toss in this to make monotony of a tennis match a bit more enjoyable
Just pass him your toothbrush and he will spit out the toothpaste ... no inconvenient squeezing anymore :-)
Just to remove a minute and the pasta will be done!
You see...just yesterday my VCR decided to EAT, KEEP, and DESTROY my favorite tape of all time: Eddie Izzard's "Dress to Kill," which I paid $30 to import from the UK. So this is my revenge. Please view full for maximum vengeance.