It was a sad sight – me on the bed, covered in blood and with a phone cord wrapped tightly around my neck; the dead guy on the floor, also covered in blood, but with a pair of embroidery scissors jammed in his jugular. I couldn't believe this was happening. I sighed and reached for the phone. With my rotten luck, my husband would be the first on the scene. I should be thankful not all my dates ended this way.
Detective Robert Morrison wasn't the first on the scene, but he still made it in record time. I was standing in the hallway outside of my apartment when he appeared, looking serious and concerned. I knew he must have been peeved underneath, what with his wife – estranged though she was – having just killed the man she had been seeing for two months.
"Molly, are you okay?"
Sure. I was fine, peachy, shiny, whatever. I started to cry. Bobby put his arms around me. I felt better immediately but milked it for a few minutes.
"Better? Good. Now, can you tell me what happened?" He got out his notebook.
"Well, we went to the museum, that Monet exhibit. Then he took me home. I invited him up for tea – I don't like coffee, so I was going to make tea. Probably Earl Grey, but if he liked the cranberry –"
"Skip the tea and get to the bedroom," he said crankily.
I took a breath. "Okay. I didn't take him in there. That's what you're thinking, but I didn't. I was going to lend him Cicero. He followed me and tried to kill me. I grabbed the scissors on my nightstand and stabbed him.
"Bobby," I wailed, "how could he know I was afraid of phone cords?" A cloud of silence eminated from the dozen or so cops in my apartment.
Here's the story. When I was ten, my brother decided to strangle me with a phone cord. He never intended to kill me, or so he said. He got an hour in the attic, and I got a lecture on tattling.
It's not much of a story.
"I don't think he did."
"But-"
"He might just like strangling beautiful women with phone cords. How long did you say you'd been seeing him?"
Beautiful? I started crying again, just so he would hold me.
"Two months. I don't even like him."
"Then why did you keep going out with him?"
I shook my head, flustered. Then it hit me. "I knew him. No, I recognized him."
"When you met him? From where?"
"I don't know. That's why I went with him. I needed to find out. Maybe he was with the CIA."
Bobby sighed, closing his notebook. "Have you been taking your meds?"
"Yes, you jerk! Why does that always –"
"Detective," interrupted an officer holding something that made my blood run cold, "look at this."
I barely uttered the word "crap" before I fainted into dear Bobby's startled embrace.