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"The next time anyone touches, breathes on, or even looks at anyone else, your father is stopping the car, and leaving you on the side of the road. Is that clear?"
My mother used to say "An apple a day keeps the doctor away... except obstetrician". :)
I can just hear my Mum now, "No cake, till you finish your dinner"
He's being so quiet! Hmmm. A little TOO quiet...
If the wind changes direction you'll stay like that!
"Keep crossing your eyes and they'll STAY that way!"(No, there was no photoshop trickery on this shot - those ARE her crossed eyes!)
Mom-isums...Look at you, You're a mess!!That's a face only a Mother could love!Grr.. I just changed your clothes!!