Anyone who has ever perused the aisles of K-Mart can tell you that some products should never have seen the light of day (like the themepost).
The rules of this game are thus: Come up with any product that should not have been made. You can depict the packaging, the store, an advertisement, or you can depict the product as an active part of your image (i.e. someone squirting an acid gun). No sex toys (and not because I'm prude - I just know that 90% of the entries would involve sex toys, had I not posted that). As always, quality is a must. You'll have 48 hours to submit for this contest, so make your submissions count.