Alone, in the far reaches of a dark cave lies a beast. A monster so fowl, so rotten from its core to its thick green fur, no human dared go near it for ages. Rejected by its creators, the rancid creature was condemned to spend eternity in its icy prison.

But on one otherwise uneventful Tuesday, a bored housewife will uncover what so many feared.

This summer... all smell will break loose.

The Meatloaf That Time Forgot

When was the last time you cleaned out your fridge?

Rumors tell of an ominous green cloud that rolls into the dense forests along the coast of Cheek Bay, cloaked in darkness. Indestructable, insatiable, bloated with the stench of its victims... it wafts, it seeps, it asyphyxiates! The locals won't venture out after dusk, but for a group of unsuspecting sorority girls, stranded in the sleepy coastal town of Thighmore, ignorance can be a real killer.

Look for 'The Fart', coming to a theatre near you sometime this summer.

This season prepare to go beyond your greatest fears. Enter the darkest realm known to mankind. As the walls close in you will experience true terror. A torture chamber so horrific it removes all traces of humanity from its victims. You will be forced to question your own existence. You will be forced to leave this realm behind and venture into the very depths of your soul. You may live to tell the tale. If you do survive you will never want to relive the experience. You are about to enter…the cubicle.

All alone, Randolf Connor, a severe Acrophobic, finds himself trapped on a island surrounded by sheer cliffs. Peering over the edge, many times he contemplated the descent only to back away, giving in to his unnatural fear of heights. As his rations diminish and starvation threatens his life, Randolf knows his only escape is to overcome this debilitating phobia. Freedom lies at the bottom of the precipice, but will he gain the courage to step off the curb and flee the prison of his neighborhood block.

Mark was a good kid, but the one thing he despised was what his mother had asked him to do just moments ago; dishes.

He walked up to the counter, biting back the terror laden scream which threatened to escape him. Plates and bowls were stacked within the porcelain confines of the sink amidst pots, pans, and cups. Worst of all, he realized as he peered carefully at the dirtied dishes; no one rinsed anything!

No longer could Mark hope to hold the terror inside. He opened his mouth and let out a blood curdling scream which could’ve shattered glass.

"Quit your complaining already!" His mother instructed him unsympathetically.

His wife made chili last night. He hadn’t felt right since.

His stomach was liquefied by the unnatural heat source within the chili. He actually felt the stomach acids boiling within as his body worked to evict the foreign substance.

That’s when a burning sensation like nothing he had ever experienced pushed to his rear-most extremity. He rushed to the bathroom with an ass clenching stride and quickly sat upon the porcelain. The liquid fire shot out with such ferocity that he clung to the seat to keep from blasting off like a launched rocket.

He could only pray the searing torment would soon end.

They’re everywhere. You’ll find them in every shopping mall and in every house. They lurk under your clothes, sometimes without warning. As soon as you get into your favourite clothes, you realise it’s too late as they begin to pierce into your skin. They’re evil. They’re unrelentless. They are... ‘The Coat Hangers!’

There exists a vengeful being, this being thought himself as omnipotent. He came to a world that disagreed with him; he became very upset and frustrated. He stated his dish will be served cold. For an eon the being tried to think of a way to enact his revenge, then one decade an idea! The being thought, “I will find a big rock and slingshot it at this planet and teach them a lesson”. He found his rock a small planet called Earth, he set his brilliant plan in motion spinning the rock around a nearby sun, and he waited for the speed to build up. Thousands of years later,”This might take longer than I thought!”