Burger Kink – Where the “happy meals” come with leather masks and handcuffs. But only if you’ve been a good boy. Have you been good? Or have you been... naughty? *cracks whip*

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up to witness K-Y Candies new line of delicious K-Y Jellybean treats. No more gagging from dry beans being lodged in the back of your throat. This has been virtually eliminated thanks to K-Y Candies patented candy coating system. Now they slide down with ease. So the next time you think candy, think
K-Y.

Dreary-O's - Breakfast will never be fun again! Comes in 1 wonderful colour, brown, and in one exciting flavour, bran. Each box comes with a tape on either how to mix concrete or how to watch grass grow.

When a sweet tooth and constipation co-conspire, there's only one...... Chocolax! Now with Almonds!

Toilet paper for REAL men.

Ever wanted to get rid of those disgusting, hideous, revolting, sickening wrinkles on your ugly face?
Then Youthpaste is just for you! Apply on those old bits of skin, and you'll look young in a second!

* Customer satisfaction is not guaranteed.
* Refunds are not available.

The same old same old same old same old same old same old same old same old same old same old same old same old same old...you get the idea...

Don't break the head off to get your candy out....use Pez-Oil!

Sisterine is guaranteed to cure a potty mouth and leave breath fresh afterwards.

Hellogs Cereal
Tastes like bark, because it is bark.
Lots of fiber and you're guaranteed not to overeat.