Oct. 3, 2002-Dear Diary, this morning my darling wife gave me my first haircut since moving to D.C.
She probably got the setup from ACME.(View Full for BIGimage)
My first wife left this in the bathroom. Good thing there was a ground fault circuit interruptor!This is probably most, um, shocking in full view.
Frumper's Shower Gel with a zing! Lets see if she still leaves her stuff all over the bathroom counter when she has no hair!
Chevron Blazo is NOT gasoline
"What's that dear? You're feeling a bit funky in the tummy? Must've accidentally put too much laxative in the dinner again... sorry."