A Dogpatch Gazette Exclusive!
By Tim H. Turrow
An illegal gathering of animals took place the night before last at the Manor farm. Dogpatch Sheriff O’Hara has confirmed that the police had been tipped off yesterday morning by an informant but declined to comment while the investigation is ongoing. The Gazette has learned that a seditious meeting had been called by a Mr. Willingdon Beauty, a Middle White boar, aka Old Major.
It appears that this Mr. Beauty has quite a following and the police have sent for details of his past to Scotland Yard, to check if Mr. Beauty has had any prior involvement with leftist organizations. Mr. Beauty was in police custody and the farmers, Mr. and Mrs. Jones, refused to be interviewed. A witness, who quacked on condition of anonymity fearing to be plucked by other animals or roasted by the farmer, told The Gazette that Mr. Beauty had had a strange dream on the previous night. The witness didn’t know if any drug may have caused such a dream, but confirmed that Mr. Beauty's speech at the meeting had communist connotations.
As for now, the police would like to learn how the meeting could have taken place. It seems that Mr. Jones had indeed locked the hen houses, but it is still unknown if he remembered to shut the popholes. Alcohol consumption may be involved, as the police were seen measuring the quantity of beer left in the barrel in the scullery.
The police have asked Mr. and Mrs. Jones and all the animals not to walk, jump or fly away from the farm for the duration of the inquiry. Sheriff O'Hara has insisted that no potential witness should be eaten until further order.