skarlt: verb 1. to stub one's toe on a particular piece of furniture, doorjamb, toy, or other such item consistently 2. to make or cause to make the same mistake repeatedly 3. to make an idiot of one's self on television 4. to marry the same person more than once

Skarlt may be used as an exclamation in any situation which calls for the use of the verb. Often heard the day after an event such as a bachelor party or a national election.

Filter: in the tradition of replacing profanities with more innocent words, the word "filter" has appeared in various expressions at the beginning of the 21st century. Origin: unknown, but may have begun on the Web.

Examples from popular novels published from 2010 to 2020:

"I am going to kick your filter so hard that you won't be able to sit down for a week."
"Get your filter car off the street if you can only drive like a filter!"
"Filter your mother and filter your sister too!"
"You lowlife filter!"

This phrase has a multitude of uses, but two of the most common are:

1. An exclamation often preceding a statement of awed disbelief.

Holy friend of Piglet! The plane's going to crash!

2. A derogatory term for someone of low character.

You think you can steal from me, you little friend of Piglet?

Colfrag: an expression of extreme annoyance and/or pain; as in:

"Colfrag it!" he shouted, clutching his stubbed toe.

Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task, for example “I don’t do that splurf!,” or “Not that splurf again!”

gurge: (gourge), v., the opposite of regurgitate, meaning to take up again what has already been disgorged; used for expressions of nauseous repugnance such as “You make me gurge!”, sometime used as an adjective as in “She is gurgeous.”.

Faya(fa-YAAA):expression used when you find out that a new employee has replaced you in the workplace.

Fooff-de-doodle - Especially effective with emphasis on the "fooff". This one has saved me many times, now that I am teaching and can't use my usual vernacular.

Jaywho:

Can be used in place of any word.

Shut the Jaywho up !

Who the Jaywho is that ?

What the Jaywho ?

That girl/guy is such a Jaywho

Pacaralapaya(pa-ca-ra-la-PA-ya):expression used when you lose a paycheck on Friday.