(Sung loudly to the tune of 'Good King Wenceslas')

JaxomLOTUS once looked out
On the world wide web
Where the trolls ran round about
They were all brain dead
All the forums were alive
Though the taunts were cruel
When a poor newb came in sight
Right out of pre-e-school.

"Hither, IQ, stand by me
If thou know'st it, telling
Yonder n00ie, who is he?
What the heck’s he selling?"
"Jax, he seems a goodly sort
Though his chops are lacking
But out in the big wide world
They will send him pa-a-cking."

"I think that I have a plan
That he’ll find most pleasing
When this newb has had enough
Of the troll’s teasing
Tell the kid there is a place
Which we are espousin’
He will find a welcome home
At Wo-o-rth One Thou-ou-sand!”

"Who shall go and spread the word
And represent our site?
Who would we most like to be,
Who’s scaled the greatest height?"
Who can we offer as our best
Since this site began?
Who’s valued more than all the rest?
Who is the greatest Wor-thi-an?"

Jaxom looked at all the stats
And the Hall of Fame
He tallied up each rank and worth
And came up with a name
The Worthian that we love the best!
The one we hold most de-ear!
The member that we value most
Surely it is this one here!

Here at Worth-1-K
  Busy admins let us play
    They're really more than we deserve.

Though I hon'r them all,
  One truely holds me in thrall.
    My thanks this poor rhyme shall serve.

She really does care,
  Which is something quite rare.
    In this world of greedy "me-first"!

She keeps us in line,
  Well... most of the time.
    Amazin' cause photogs are teh worst!

Like a sweet mother bird,
  Singing an encouraging word,
    We take flight on her great advice!

So raise your hands in applause
  She's my fav'rite because,
    She's our thrice nice Eurydice!

I will spare you the other 11 verses and jump straight to the last verse :-)
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On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas,
My Jurors Gave To Me
Twelve Arsi Bannings,
Eleven Contests Op'nings,
Ten Redflag Handlings,
Nine Hbomb Writings,
Eight Bugs Now Working,
Seven Talks On Voting,
Six Forum Postings,
Five Tutorings,
Four Nice Comments,
Three [FAQ] Links,
Two Name Changes,
And A Gold Star For My Entry

Worth Song

The world is strange as time and space
I think the Monk is off his face
He never stops he only goes
He’s a magic boy I suppose

I love the way the Koo replies
He always gives you truth not lies
What can I say
He has no flies

Seabie is the gal for me
Upon a ship we sail the sea
She guides the way through darkened water
The universal true Earth daughter

Squarrser now what a guy
The only limit is the sky
He rights the wrongs and stills the mongs
And gives the place the sound of songs

In France a land that’s fair
That really is quite rare
We all should really care
Because Ariel is there

Its true the time I spend at worth
Has infact increased my girth
But as a wise man said to me
Do the things that give you glee

I love them all the artist cryed
A tear drop falling from his eye
They give him strength to carry on
Enough to make a worthy song

Amen

Chop, chop, chop
On your Wacoms there, oh boys
And show to us your great talents
When you use those toys.

Ah, well for the Vancouver boy
As he drawls with his Meowza at play!
Ah, well for that Iron Kite
That he fools more people each day!

And the awesome chops go on
To their infamy and fame
And few can match DerAlt's great skill
Or Norrit's, so clearly the same.

Chop, chop, chop
All hours of the night and day
And each and ev'ry one becomes
Grist to other's email play.

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And a bonus entry, because this popped into my head as I was trying to make something for the above, and it's off-topic severely!

As a talentless hack I can only look back
And cringe at the garbage I see!
For my own very best is less than the least
Of the talented Worthians 'round me!

If only I could I certainly would
Do much better entries each time.
But my brain is a mess and my ability less
And I can't come up with a rhyme!

You've seen the pictures at Worth, so you believe in magic.
Anything you need to improve...this place is sure to have it.
From a killer kitten ren. by Meowza, to a just plain silly, killer rabbit!
Worth is addictive, I'm addicted, so I guess now I'm a Worth addict.
I've started Photoshoppin' in my attic,
just in case being elevated, will elevate my talent!

If you can't tell,
so many great names, with great claims to
Worth fame, almost all should know them well,
Thanks for the work you do MMM, DerAlt, CardinalCyn, jago, hbomb and Jaxom L.
I'd sing your praises like a choir, but I can't sing, so it's really more of a yell.
But it's all in good spirits, like Santa on the corner, in the snow, on Christmas Eve...jinglin' a bell!

Lots of jurors, so let's see,
Hotweaselsoup and Guttermonkey,
Next; seabie and 2many,
along with lilwolf, jobigoud, Chris_, and CCZ,
Nicky6(x)three, But if only it was as easy
to be as good as Norrit as is it to rhyme the last line, with bp-kelsey! :/

And last but not least I feel the need
to especially thank Pelican, mmbk (non Jurors :)), neseheme and squared-d,
and all the others I missed who think nothing of helping all the newcomers...
absolutely free!

So a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and a year of excellent Chops...thank you all very much for the work you do. And I thank Worth too...

Sincerely, Me.

*I put the rhyming words in italics. I hope that makes it easier to read. And please hold all jokes at my expense until after the holidays. ;)