Virtual reality, civil war, freezer burn.
What do these two-word phrases all have in common? They are oxymorons, two contradictory terms that make perfect sense when combined. We all know them... military intelligence, modern history, instant classic... We want you to put these contradictions together for us, and show us what they really look like. To help you get started, a list of oxymorons can be found here... tho you are welcome to use any other of your choosing.

The rules of this contest are thus: show us what you imagine when you see the two words of an oxymoron together. Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the guidelines please, and be careful to avoid using cliches. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count!