Trapped on an island
These boys discover the joy
Of killing the beast.

Daughters and Mothers
struggle to bridge the chasm
between East and West.

It's Catch Twenty-two.
Insane soldiers can go home;
Asking means you're sane.

Abomination
chased with torches and pitchforks.
What did you do wrong?

Allegoric Farm
Where Communist 'pigs' are more
equal than others

Youthful charm’s maintained
With a portrait that absorbs
His lecherous deeds.

A muggle no more,
discover your heritage.
Welcome to Hogwarts.

Steals a loaf of bread,
Flees the law for 50 years,
Dies a happy man.

Five golden tickets
Four badly behaved children
One winner - Charlie!

The dog knew better.
Your arrogance sealed your fate
human popsicle.