Earth--Where the universe revolves around YOU!

Earth - 8 billion Humans can't be wrong!

"so much more than primordial soup".

Featuring 21% oxygen for your convenience, atmospheric disturbances, and seismic movement fun for the whole family… Planet Earth: It’s not a detour, it’s a destination!

Earth.

We've got Verdi, veal, Vegas and vodka.

Something for everyone.

(Must be 21 or older. We Card.)

It’s cold, it's hot, it's wet, it's dry, it's peaceful, it's violent, it's Earth.
Whatever you want, we’ve got it.
(Besides, where else can you get Oreos?)

Come for the hot, sandy beaches - stay for the bubbling oceans. Earth, where global warming has reached galactic proportions!

Visit Earth - with a wonderful atmosphere, its a great place to take a breather!

Small Print:
Correct at time of print, in most places.

Planet Earth: Breathable air, Favourable climate, Stable gravity… It’s EXTRAterrestrial!

See water fall from the sky and lava shoot from the ground! See miles of ice and miles of sand! See millions of different species! Visit EARTH!