This text Head to Head will be a match of wits and writing styles between our fearless leader, JaxomLOTUS, and the ever present, Iron Kite. The format for this match is a news article story written in satire format (as seen on The Onion, or Satyr). The stakes for this match are losatar and signature for one week to the loser.

The rules of this match are thus: Competitors are to write a news article story in satire format (as would normally be seen on The Onion or Satyr). Submission deadline is midnight EST on Sunday, 03/30, with 48 hour voting period to follow immediately thereafter. Participants are to maintain strict anonymity of their entries until the match has concluded.

Good Luck!