Fortune Cookies

Fortune Cookies

Fortune cookie messages with a twist.
Contest ended 9 years ago 3/26/2003 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 1 credit
  • Jackpot: 42 credits

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1
By Bignamestar (Score: 6.925)
1

You put too much faith into the opinions of cookies.

Word count: 10
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First Place
# 2
By paplaukes (Score: 6.874)
3

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY:
BY EATING THIS COOKIE (HEREIN KNOWN AS "SERVICE"), YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU ARE USING THE SERVICE AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", AND THE RESTAURANT ("SERVICE PROVIDER"), ITS WAITRESSES ("AFFILIATES") AND ITS SUPPLIERS ("THIRD-PARTY PROVIDERS") HEREBY EXPRESSLY DISCLAIM ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS AND IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ANY WARRANTIES OF SERVICE FLAVOUR, APPEARANCE, QUALITY, EDIBILITY, OR DIGESTABILITY.

THE SERVICE PROVIDER, ITS AFFILIATES AND ITS THIRD-PARTY PROVIDERS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE TO YOU OR ANY THIRD PARTIES FOR ANY CARNAL, CARDIAL, SPINAL, VENEREAL DAMAGES OR DEATH, ALLEGEDLY SUSTAINED ARISING OUT OF THIS AGREEMENT, THE PROVIDING OF SERVICE HEREUNDER, REGARDLESS OF THE TYPE OF CLAIM OR THE NATURE OF THE CAUSE OF ACTION, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE INEVITABLE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

YOU HEREBY AGREE TO RELEASE SERVICE PROVIDER, ITS AFFILIATES AND THIRD-PARTY SERVICE PROVIDERS, AND EACH OF THEIR RESPECTIVE DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AND AGENTS FROM CLAIMS, DEMANDS AND DAMAGES OF EVERY KIND AND NATURE, KNOWN AND UNKNOWN, SUSPECTED AND UNSUSPECTED, DISCLOSED AND UNDISCLOSED ("CLAIMS"), ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH YOUR USE OF THIS SERVICE.

Word count: 192
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Second Place
# 3
By Axiom (Score: 6.621)
1

Within the next day, stuff will happen. This stuff will directly affect your future. Watch out for stuff.

Word count: 18
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Third Place
# 4
By jsnedeker (Score: 6.509)
0

SAM, 31, enjoys cooking, seeks SWF for special time.

Word count: 9
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5
By nealbo (Score: 6.306)
0

Made from 100% recycled toilet paper

Word count: 6
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6
By Bindstar (Score: 6.074)
0

What am I, psychic?

Word count: 4
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7
By aquitar (Score: 5.958)
0

Duck!

Word count: 1
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8
By fRedline (Score: 5.953)
2

You will reap the rewards of erectile dysfunction.

Word count: 8
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9
By Turing (Score: 5.907)
0

You no pay for Salmonella. On the house.

Word count: 8
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10
By PaperLion (Score: 5.874)
0

Aim low. Your father was right. You'll never amount to any thing.

Word count: 12
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