In order to increase the Worth community to a state of Maximum Readiness, I will present selected images with their clarified meanings. Thank you.
Avoid all sources of information, Except State-Sponsored newsfeeds.
When abusing inhalants such as ether or chloroform, be aware that your pupils may disappear.
If you wish to donate blood, please press the "L" button on your special safety phone.
This is all you need to remember from High School Biology.
These are some of the towns in Missouri that voted in that dead guy over John Ashcroft, and thus will be targeted for demolition.
Resist the temptation to burn down your neighbor's house, no matter how great.
Follow the giant disembodied hand to the nearest exit.
Dancing "The Running Man" will cause your right arm to spontaneously combust. Don't do it.
Thinking too much can cause convulsions. For instance, this man has just realized who is in the White House.
In case of economic disaster, your children may be exchanged for goods and services.
Ditch the wife, and get yourself a hooker at the corner of Broadway and Main. You've earned it!
Biting the heads off of baby birds will provide some comfort. If none are available, gnawing off your index finger will suffice.
Happy cars go faster, and can take you away from danger. This car is extremely happy.
Autoerotic asphyxiation always provides a welcome distraction from unpleasant odors.
If attacked by giant mutated colorforms, huddle in the fetal position under the nearest computer.
Above all else, remember that exposure to radiation may lead to errant diplomacy and lessened ability to use correct grammar.