In this contest, you are instructed to take any sport and change it in a way that defies reality. Think of playing football using sheep or a NASCAR race up the side of a building to get an idea of what kind of entry to make. So long as your entry is sufficiently surreal and involves sports, anything goes.
The rules of the game are thus: Create an image that adds an aspect of surreality to any sport. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submissions count.
HIT LIST:
Surfing, Skydiving, lava and waterfalls. Use them and get disqualified.