If you've been around the web long enough, you've surely come across fan fiction in some shape or form. Fan fiction refers to stories written about the characters from popular shows, games and movies, by die-hard fans. For example a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer would write a new story about Buffy and publish it online. In this contest we're going to ask you to take fan fiction to a new level: Instead of choosing a subject that someone would write about (i.e. Buffy or Pokemon), choose a subject that someone would not write about (i.e. Adventures of the Starbucks floor manager, the Velveeta Cheese Rabbit, or GAP model fan fiction). The more ludicrous your topic, the better.

The rules of this game are thus: You are to write a piece of fan fiction that revolves around a topic that that is both ludicrous and unpopular. Keep it clean and under 800 words. As always, quality is a must. Be sure to read our faq *before* you work hard on your entry. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 7 days for this contest, so make your submission count.