The feeling you have when you're about to do something you will probably regret.

Fattoo: The stretched, warped, and distorted result of a tattoo after a person gains several hundred pounds after getting the tattoo done.

Entry: Nocturinal
Function: Noun

1. A toilet with an automatic bowl-light intended to assist individuals in locating the vessel in the dark.

Infoxicated: An alcohol induced state that turns a "2" into a "10".

An abundance of porn.

photoslopping / v / rushing a contest entry because you spent too much time in the forums & chat and only have 10 minutes left to submit.

Palindrone{pal·in·drone n.}

A word, phrase, verse, or sentence that is as repetitive and monotonous forward, as it is backward.

Densperation - Feeling of anguish derived from explaining something easy to an inept person.

Restorbation - (reh-store-BAY-shun) n. 1. The act of deriving intense self-gratification from returning damaged objects, for example - photographs, cars, houses, or furniture, to their original condition.
2. Addictively watching do-it-yourself shows like "Trading Spaces", "While You Were Out", or anything hosted by Bob Vila.
Ex. "John's 10-hour image restorbation made him feel great until the Worth1000 contest vote put him in 45th place the next day."

Infartuation: extravagant passion for an intestinal gas.