So... your idea of romance is a package of M&M's, a card made from a post-it that you signed with a red pencil, and the all new interactive "Debbie Does... Everthing" DVD.
You're really going to wish you'd gone with the candlelight dinner and roses. In this contest, your task is show us those little signs of spousal hostility you're going to be seeing in your daily life from now on, like a booby trapped toilet seat, or a venomous snake in the golf bag... landmine in your pancakes... you get the idea.
The rules of this game are thus: You are to think of *any* possible sign that your spouse (or significant other) is out to kill you and photoshop it into your entry. Thinking out of the box is very strongly encouraged in this contest. (i.e. Spy v. Spy type hidden traps). As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.