"I can hear the angels singing and frankly, I'm disappointed. The song choice is awful and it's like listening to group kareoke."
I don't need a man to fix this stove's pilot. I'll do it myself.
6 bullets, a dagger through the heart and drowning, is that the best you've got?...
You mean I've been alive all this time?
I'm more than a mere muggle. I'll get through this...
At least I outlasted Nietzsche.
Hey Noah...Noah...stop that banging for a minute...can I borrow your sprinkler?
To be or not to be? I guess there’s no choice this time!
I should've had more kids.
Doctor, you're FIRED!