W1K vs SA Haiku

W1K vs SA Haiku

Haiku propaganda for the W1K vs SA tournament.
Contest ended 9 years ago 4/18/2003 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: Free
  • Jackpot: 50 credits

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First Place
# 1
By jsnedeker (Score: 6.587)
2

You can make glass fruit!
Thanks to worth tutorials
That’ll get you laid…

Word count: 14
Please do not critique my entry.
 
Second Place
# 2
By JiffyPop (Score: 6.397)
1

Pinless Pineapple
Rolled softly under your site
Death by friendly fire

Word count: 11
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Third Place
# 3
By bikejump (Score: 6.396)
1

Stale beer and peanuts?
or fine wine and tender steak?
Worth tastes much better

Word count: 14
Please do not critique my entry.
 
4
By Turing (Score: 6.313)
1

Grenade has been tossed
They forgot to pull the pin
Prisoner of War

Word count: 13
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5
By mrhoju (Score: 6.165)
1

Weeping, putrescant
Body riddled with fragments.
Grandpa meets grenade

Word count: 9
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0

Repeating pattern?
Poor use of the cloning tool.
Typical SA.

Word count: 10
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1

They say a picture
can be Worth 1000 words.
What a load of crap.

Word count: 14
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8
By sukon (Score: 5.845)
1

Undeniably
many here have PS skill,
cleverness you lack.

Word count: 9
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9
By Vagel (Score: 5.777)
0

Something Awful sees,
knows the shame that time will bring.
They begin to weep.

Word count: 14
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10
By bikejump (Score: 5.766)
0

Richard Kyanka,
or the great Jaxom Lotus?
I vote Jax, baby.

Word count: 11
Please do not critique my entry.
 

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