castiza said 1 year ago 7/30/2010 6:19:17 PM EDT

Anything with Sandra Bullock or Ben Affleck (or both together!!) in it.

CraigMc said 1 year ago 7/30/2010 7:03:38 PM EDT

Bad movies are forgettable (and even forgivable), it's the disappointing one's based on great books and other mediums that are really annoying.

Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Pet Sematary, The Power of One, The original Supermans, Flash Gordon, The Punisher, Tomb Raider, Doom and the 1st War of the Worlds all spring to mind.

No Sigs please - I'm trying to give up.
Global Councilloremipsum said 1 year ago 7/30/2010 7:47:21 PM EDT

Anything with Nicholas Cage except Raising Arizona.

Female-targeted romance comedies.

Pretty much all Dreamworks computer animations.

"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." -Maugham
Todd1000 said 1 year ago 7/30/2010 7:58:28 PM EDT

Lost in Translation-how did that win an Oscar?

The pointy birds oh, pointy pointy. Anoint my head, anointy nointy
Suedre said 1 year ago 7/30/2010 8:49:37 PM EDT

Eyes wide shut.

Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. - Dark Helmet
SnowCrasher said 1 year ago 7/30/2010 8:53:29 PM EDT

Meet the Spartans (Unfunniest parody ever.)
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief (stopped watching after the first 15 minutes, and I almost never do that when I watch a movie)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (loved Cate Blanchett, but really, aliens?!?!!)

Why?
Global Councilloremipsum said 1 year ago 7/30/2010 9:31:10 PM EDT

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Wrong, inter-dimensional beings, which... um... doesn't help.

"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." -Maugham
cmumiddle said 1 year ago 7/30/2010 9:51:15 PM EDT

Suedre said
Eyes wide shut.

Uggggh! You got that right. A half hour movie packed into three hours, with a soundtrack that consists of a two fingered deaf person trying to tune a piano.

D is for DragonTat7, who ate a big eyed kitten
DragonTat7 said 1 year ago 7/30/2010 10:34:51 PM EDT

Volcano
Hairspray
Cry baby
Under Siege
Dragnet: City of Crime

Which do you prefer, original or extra crispy?
Todd1000 said 1 year ago 7/30/2010 11:19:47 PM EDT

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Can't argue with any of those picks!

The pointy birds oh, pointy pointy. Anoint my head, anointy nointy
MadMonkey2 said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 1:25:20 AM EDT

loremipsum said
Anything with Nicholas Cage except Raising Arizona

Agreed! I just recently watched Wickerman (the remake with Cage) and I had to force myself to finish watching it.

There were two highlights of the film. First, you get to see Nick punch out a woman while he's wearing a bear costume! (I'm not a fan of punching women, it was more comical than anything) Just picture it, Nick. Bear costume. Punching a woman. lol
The second highlight of the movie was when they broke both his legs and burned him alive while he screamed like a little girl. Again, I'm not a fan of violence, but hey, it was Nicolas Cage.

The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts -Oscar Wilde
Global Councilarsidubu said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 1:43:45 AM EDT

I forgot Mrs Doubtfire.

Dry heaves are more enjoyable.

It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.
purplefrog said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 3:05:50 AM EDT

Dark Divorce (or something similarly titled). The worst made horror film ever. I truly don't think they even watched over the final product after putting it all together. Bad acting, bad plot, terribly created effects, and in many places, the background sound was 5 times louder than the person talking, making it impossible to understand some supposedly important part of the storyline.

It is truly a wise man who does not play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Qofcheez said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 3:22:56 AM EDT

loremipsum said
Pretty much all Dreamworks computer animations.

^5

I'm glad I'm not the only one saying that

Sorry, I forgot to take my medication today
rob_church said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 3:50:50 AM EDT

hands down the wrost movie of all time for me was triple x with vindiesal

i use that movie as a gauge if some one gives me movie advice i ask them if they liked triple x if they did i usally laugh at them and deffintly dont take their advice:)

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
solipsism said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 4:22:06 AM EDT

even cowgirls get the blues
mothman, no really, mothman is the worst movie EVER.
kpax, only due to the ending

species II, III
ghostworld
hellboy II

Xmen III

NightMareInShiningArmour
MadMonkey2 said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 5:22:52 AM EDT

Showgirls, but who cares?

The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts -Oscar Wilde
razshady said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 7:00:36 AM EDT

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I find that Showgirls transcends its awfulness to become good again.

Global CouncilArena Adminkimbomac said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 7:43:52 AM EDT

Ghosts of Mars

At least I have HEARD of the movies y'all have quoted. And I know some people who like some of these movies.

If YOU or ANYONE you know even remotely liked this one, then they deserve a lobotomy.

Don't Sweat the Small Stuffs unless some of the numbers don't make sense...
morporkian said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 8:00:51 AM EDT

You ain't seen nothing bad until you watch this

Prepare to laugh your socks off
PS - It starts after the ads

1. All fungi are edible. 2. Some fungi are not edible more than once
rebeccatroy said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 11:06:46 AM EDT

I hate movies like Saw. Any kind of slasher stuff. House of a Thousand Corpses may be considered a cult classic but I wish I would never have looked at that movie.

mennufer said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 11:18:40 AM EDT

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You linked it wrong. Besides, Monster A-Go-Go is worse. The riffing is better, too. :)

Please do not succumb to the urge to eat each other.
MadMonkey2 said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 12:05:24 PM EDT

I love Santa Claus Conquers the Martians! It's so bad it's good! (especially with the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment! :P

If you really want to watch a poorly written failure of a movie with incredibly bad acting starring Melissa Joan Hart, watch/don't watch "9 Dead."
It's a sad attempt to rip off the Saw movies. I watched it on Netflix and was left thinking WTF were they thinking? It sucked. Bad.

The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts -Oscar Wilde
Onanymous said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 12:25:12 PM EDT

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That's why the only Steven Seagal movie that I actually like is Executive Decision. And it's only because he dies within the first 10 minutes.

Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Zonagirl said 1 year ago 7/31/2010 7:54:24 PM EDT

arsidubu said

I forgot Mrs Doubtfire.

Dry heaves are more enjoyable.


Yes - glad to hear someone else say it! I'd rather have a root canal ><

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