WaterworldGodzilla (by Emmerich)Dungeons and DragonsScary Movie 1 & 2The Pink Panther remakeDa Vinci CodeThe Last Legion
For me, it's Lone Wolf McQuade, hands down.I think the writer(s) sat down and listed every terrible movie cliche ever created and put them all together in one screen play and then hired every B movie star they could find.It's pretty painfull.
Bad B-movies are just bad movies, and they can be enjoyable. But bad movies with a billion-dollar budget that are really just another rehash of the standard Hollywood storyline... that makes me sick.Some examples from the top of my head:Forrest GumpTitanicDa Vinci Code (didn't like the book much either)Avatar
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I clap my hands when he gets sucked out of the top of the plane. Too funny.
I don't think that makes them BAD, just "disappoiting" for you.I don't think ANY of those movies deserve to be on the worst ever list, because ALONE they had some merits, if someone had never seen any other movies that made them cliche (say a teen) I think they may find them enjoyable, or at least OK, hardly "worst ever". The special effects in some of those are the BEST ever, so they have some merit. I think there is a difference between "not liking them personally" and "not seeing why ANYONE" would like them. For instance I am not fond of Emily Bronte, but I can see why say some old lady, might enjoy her.
Also, put me down for "Highlander 2" because the first movie was great and this sequel was breathtakingly awful.I had heard that the director was struggling with it, the producers panic'd, seized control of the film, and averted it from mere mediocrity into the disaster that it was. Later, the director came out with another version, his "real" vision.I rented it.The look on the Blockbuster Vidoe guy's face was utterly classic. He looked at the title, caught his breath, and looked up at me quickly with the look of, "Oh God, should I warn him!?" I assured him, "Yeah, I know," and asked him for a brown paper bag, so that at least then people would think I'm just a pervert renting porn, instead of the truth that I was spending money to see "Highlander 2: The Director's Cut".It was reallly bad. Not horrific, just really bad.
Cannibal terror beats them all, it's the definition of boring and badly made.Spiceworld was bad...
No, I'm not saying that these are BAAAAD movies. They all have a very high production level, and are made with the utmost professional care. I'm talking about all the commotion about them!These movies have all been hailed as the greatest thing since sliced bread - while they're actually just standard Hollywood storylines with some great effects thrown in! Seriously: Avatar really was nothing more than Pocahontas in space - was it? :)
Star Wars ep1,2&3 (the new ones)Anything M.Night Shyamalan did after 6th sense99.9% of remakes (but I still watch them in hope)
Citizen Kane is garbage. That crap isn't even in color.
TwilightsHigh School Musicals (why on earth is that plural? Why???)Anything with Ben StillerHarry Potters 1, 2, and 4 (they were laughably awful; the rest were tolerable)Saw filmsStar Wars 1, 2, 3The Boy In The Striped Pajamas (I hate sad films and I cried through this one)The Breakfast Club (90 minutes of MBG-ing. Suck it up, kiddos, it's not that bad)There are so many others...
ChibiZ saidThe Breakfast Club (90 minutes of MBG-ing. Suck it up, kiddos, it's not that bad)
No. Do you hear me? N. O. NO! That film is a classic!
I'll have to say 2 girls 1 cup. It's way to long!!...and it's really crap to be honest... I couldn't watch it to the end. It's s**t!
The Cat in the Hat with Mike Myers trumps everything on this list.
Emdien saidThe Cat in the Hat with Mike Myers trumps everything on this list.
Point blank refused to watch that movie ever. Same goes for the twilight sequels. The fact that I'd already (in a fit of masochism) sat through the whole of the first one, coupled with the fact that the trailers featured some of the worst cgi "fat, badly proportioned, lousy fur-shadered dogs pretending to be some kind of wolf" since "The Day After Tomorrow" put paid to that one.
Bangkok whatever it was, with Nick Cage...Actually ANY "Hitman getting a conscience and dying tragically to pay for his sins" flick...Kill Bill kinda falls into that category, but even tho' Uma Thurman gets a conscience, she still kills a bunch of people in great form. That said, I've read they're making KB3, where she will be killed by the daughter of the gal she first killed in the first Kill Bill, and will then be avenged by her daughter, Bebe, so that one may be a stinker.Also any of the Indiana Jones franchise. I thought the last one should have been "Indiana Jones and the Hunt for the Colostomy Bag," but they're making another one of those, so the series lives on..."Indiana Jones and the Fossilized One Foot in the Grave," should be the title of THAT one...Oh, and "Bridget Jones's The Edge of Reason." The first one was funny and sweet (although the book is 1,000 times funnier!), but the sequel barely matched the book (thanks for NOTHING, Hollywood!), and as much as I loved the first movie, I was ready to bolt out of the theatre within the first 5 minutes of the sequel...GAH! I hear rumor they're going to make a 3rd installment of that one, too...I'm not going to bother seeing it.