orion1977 said 1 year ago 3/28/2011 12:18:51 PM EDT

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Multiple Personality Disorder
And so do we!

SIGNATURE LOADING... PLEASE WAIT
wuifdsa9 said 1 year ago 3/29/2011 10:17:34 AM EDT

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casttak said 3 months ago 2/3/2012 12:45:51 AM EDT

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Man this HAS to be a the funniest light bulb changing joke ever!!!

Artists are modern day magicians!!..
richardbrown said 3 months ago 2/3/2012 4:15:45 AM EDT

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hahahahahhahahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahaaahhahahaahahahahahhahhhahahahahahhhahahahah

richardbrown said
No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

Arena Moderatorboofhead said 3 months ago 2/3/2012 4:32:46 AM EDT

Knock knock

Who's there?

Death

Death wh

veni vidi voted
Funny
sopic84 said 3 months ago 2/3/2012 6:53:43 AM EDT

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can chase their tail in the dark

Art doesn't saves, just alleviates the pain
Sebast1an said 3 months ago 2/3/2012 10:46:23 AM EDT

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this is great :)

reminds me of:
There are only 10 types of people in the world.
Those that understand binary and those that don't.

2nd winner is 1st loser...
bevissimo said 3 months ago 2/3/2012 1:31:56 PM EDT

What's brown and sits on a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Only the cool kids know who I am...
morporkian said 3 months ago 2/3/2012 4:20:26 PM EDT

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

This sentence contains flash photography
Zonagirl said 3 months ago 2/3/2012 5:03:06 PM EDT

More of a riddle than a joke:
What's red and smells like blue paint?

red paint

It's that time again