suebe said 3 months ago 2/8/2012 10:55:42 AM EDT

I haz a sad

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tigertony said 3 months ago 2/8/2012 1:16:18 PM EDT

The queen of our house is not amused by the thought.


Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
drogue said 3 months ago 2/10/2012 7:36:40 AM EDT

@TT Is she polydactyl? I only ask because I once had a female cat (Pete) who had a similar tri-color, although her left front, and back right legs were orange tabby, and her long-ass tail was striped like a kingsnake. She also had six digits per paw up front and seven in the back. The back ones were kind of a snowshoe, but the front ones were dextrous, looked sort of like a mitten, and allowed her a kind of "opposable thumb"to pick things up (mostly small beetles). It's important to note, she was also completely out of her mind, and would randomly run up door frames like the one to the right, and launch right onto your face whenever she felt like it (which was often). #cutieofyours

Global CouncilArena Admindollyllama said 3 months ago 2/11/2012 8:39:31 PM EDT

I have a house full of polydactyl cats, you want one before they all die?

If you wait around long enough, scientists will probably discover that virtually everything is much better for you than you originally believed. Except mammograms.
tigertony said 3 months ago 2/13/2012 6:43:11 PM EDT

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Nope, not polydactyl, just a generic tortoiseshell that adopted me at work a few years ago. At this point she has no idea that she's a cat.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.