Billy Watson puckered up. He was shakin’ like a leaf and had no where to go. He couldn’t believe the position he had put himself in. He looked to both sides and decided that he couldn’t escape.
Billy was about to lose it big time. He was going to set THE record. His only course of action was to keep playing and hope that he could hold out.
No doubt, this was his best run. No one could stop him or catch him. He did a 360 with an ollie half pipe. BAM! 280 points. It was braggin’ time and Billy was dancing and prancing like a Go Go girl in the 60’s. Another overhead double loop. WHAM! 450 points! Yeah!
Billy ran roughshod over his measly opponent, Travis. Everyone knew that Travis was a loser, even Travis. That’s why they liked him. He couldn’t win ‘cause he always choked. But Billy was about to lose. Travis was gaining on him and scoring some pretty boss stunts.
All Billy had to do was hold out for the finish line and he’d be the ULTIMATE CHAMP OF THE UNIVERSE! Barrel Roll, back 180! 300 points! Woo Hoo! But it was getting tight. Billy was about to lose it. The pressure was building up and Travis knew he had Billy on the ropes. If he could only win once!
Billy went vert and banged the flip-flop on the down side. HOO! 350 points! But he couldn’t hold it any longer. Travis was grinding Betty and pulling his yoinker. Bam! 250 and 450 points! Billy couldn’t stand it any longer. This was it. He had to do it or lose to THE BIGGEST LOSER IN THE UNIVERSE!
Billy stood up and twirled as he went toe-side with a Crazy Texan. As he did it he jumped as high as he could with out losin’ the control to the X-box. He was going to have to land this one perfectly. As his Skater made the landing, so did Billy. Nice and neatly on the pillow. He rolled and let go and ran the last twenty seconds down the slope.
Travis was still the loser, the BIG LOSER. That was until Patrick started laughing and yelling,
“Billy peed in his pants! Billy peed in his pants! Billy peed in his pants!”
“That’s OK, I'd rather pee in my pants than lose to Travis!”