Ever wanted to visit a place from the storybooks and movies you enjoyed as a child (and likely still do)? Well, now you can! Nestled away from the well-traveled road lies a realm of enchantment and wonder.
Only recently converted into a hotel resort, our “little” castle is able to house hundreds and meet your every need. Our new ownership is constantly working to improve and renovate the surroundings to serve you better. For example, there once was a lack of water in the area (almost as if the previous owner had a fear of it), but now it’s plentiful. Our servants always have a bucket full of it at hand.
We feature a vast array of attractions for your visiting pleasure, but the current buzz is about our gardens. Our flowers -- particularly our poppies -- will knock you out! We also use their sweet aroma on our pillows and bed sheets, providing our guest with a level of sleep they swear is magical.
We know we’re not your only choice in the area, but we like to think we stand out. That “Emerald Palace” is green because all they care about is your money. And other locations are “exclusive”, often requiring you to join a guild. Meanwhile, we are the epitome of diversity. Between our guest and staff we’ve seen every color of the rainbow pass thru our doors, not to mention playing host to a variety of species.
So bring your family, your friends, and your little dog too, because we are pet-friendly. In fact, we raise and train a top-notch breed of flying monkeys on site. They can give you an aerial tour of the area that you’ll never forget. Or spell out a message in the sky – what better way to show your love? And it’s free of pollution!
And it doesn’t take a college diploma to realize our value; our prices will leave you cackling in glee. So call, write, or e-mail (wwitch@oz.com) us today for a guaranteed one of a kind adventure! Western Castle: There’s no place like home, but we’re the next best thing!