Dudes. Senoritas. Come one, Come all to the greatest camping experience on the planet... Smoking Pines!(trees... pines... you get it? get it? :)
So anyways, me and my buddy Slinky here have put together a totally awesome deluxe package that is guaranteed to be a righteous time or we'll give you a "Smoking Pines" tee-shirt free!
You will not believe what this deal includes. Check it out, first my old pal Slink is going to pick you and your entourage up in his humble abode.(Slinky wants everyone to know that #2 in the whinny is not cool, he's got to sleep there people!) On your way down the scenic highway of life, you'll be jamming to the likes of DMB, Phish and the Dead of course. Also for your convenience, Slink will hit every 7/11 on the way!
And if you've never camped with us, arriving at Smoking Pines will be truly memorable because we are home to the world's largest tin foil ball!(seriously guys, there could be a body in the middle of this thing it's so huge. Feel free to bring along some foil if you'd like to contribute!)
Our camp grounds include 10 acres of mother nature just waiting to be explored. Our nearest neighbor is a wild game range so please only wear brightly colored clothing if you plan on exploring the southern woods.(Ladies, I would not recommend wearing a fur.)
Unfortunately, the lake is still off limits because of the incident. Maybe we'll have better luck next year!
Also if you are the shy type then in addition to your camping supplies, you might want to bring a large rain poncho for squatting privacy.
The $99 weekend deal is for 4 days and 3 nights of non stop partying. Bring a friend, the bigger the blast the better. We'll be looking forward to hanging out with you so just drop us a line or e-mail us at SmokingPines@email.com to make your reservations now!