Author's Note: Paramount Pictures has no clue on what to do to boost the franchise ratings. Latest product they managed to come up with was this record called "Insurrection Blues", where The Next Generation crew sings such single hits as "to bAldly go where no man has gone before" (by Patric Stuart), "walk like a man" (by Jonathan Frakes), "I sense the blues" (by Marina Sirties) and "today is a good day to dye" (by Michael Dorn).
(this was an original "Insurrection" poster, where Captain Picard is actually holding a phaser rifle, which I replaced with this beautiful Gibson 335, vintage sunburst... had a hard time getting rid of the weapon, but the overall result looks pretty cool, uh?).