Author's Note: Well, this is either a Mouse maned with a Mauve Mohawk moving on a Miniature Motorcycle, a Hamster with a Horrible Hued Haircut high-tailing it on a Harley (or a "Hog"), or a Rat-like Rodent with a Ridiculous Rug riding a Rapid Road Rocket. Take your pick. :)
[With deepest apologies to Beverly Cleary for the title.]