Apologies to the Monkees...
(Front Cover)
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me
That’s the way it seemed.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
(Inside)
Then I saw you face, now I’m gonna leave ‘ya
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I’m outta here! I’m gonna leave ya!
I wouldn’t stay here if you paid…
(For those disastrous 'morning after the night before' situations)
(Also with the additional option of adding one of those incredibly annoying musical chips to the card)