Outraged lion runs rampant with child's toy
This morning, a multitude of zoo employees witnessed an angry African lion pilfer a child's plush giraffe. This upset many people, visitors and staff alike. "I was hanging about the turnstile, when out of nowhere; I see this lion running 'round with a child's toy in his mouth!" States shaken zoo employee Roger Hanks. He also mentioned that he suspected the lion had previously devoured many other plush animals, as he seemed quite rotund. The boy's mother had this to say: "I was just showing my son the tigers, when a lion comes up and makes off with the toy giraffe I just bought him at the gift shop. That... lion should be... killed!" As you can see, this mother was absolutely livid. As of yet it is unclear why this lion was so angry, but it is under investigation. He has been caught and is currently being held at a maximum security lion detention facility and is being questioned by the authorities with utmost concern. We will bring you more on this story as it develops.
Sorry it's so short...