At the very moment she was reading the words "profanity is not acceptable" in a Text Contest description, Marilou received an obscenely large electrical shock from her keyboard. "Doodie!" she exclaimed. And thus was born Filter Woman: protector against profanity, expurgator of expletives, crusader against cusswords, able to sanitize entire web pages in an instant.
"Hey, kids -- swear-words are for suckers! Join my battle for bowdlerization, and remember: don't be a man-meat!"