Inedible Comestibles: Munchy Muffins
Ingredients:
•1 cup woodchips
•1/2 bar of soap
•200- 300g bellybutton- fluff
•Sheet of plastic- 10x10cm
•Pinch of sand
Equipment:
•Stove
•Small Pot
•Mixing bowl
•Very Small Bowl
•Refridgerator
•Papercup
Method:
Place sheet of plastic into a small pot. Place over stove until bubbles appear in plastic liquid. Mash soap bar thoroughly until grounded into a thick liquid. Mix bellybutton- fluff and soap in a very small bowl, adding a pinch of sand. Pour plastic icing into the bowl and sprinkle woodchips over it. Place in refridgerator for setting over night. Place mixture into small papercup for serving.
Serves one and goes well with laxatives if you want it out of your body as soon as possible.