You’ve just had your first child. You’re home from the hospital, trying to nest, when relatives descend upon you to “help” with their never ending list of questions and criticisms. You’d like to be hospitable, but you need them to go away.
Try this recipe for removing unwanted baby visitors known as:
PLACENTA POLENTA
¾ cup cubed placenta
(substitute with liver if you mistakenly discarded yours, just tell them its placenta)
1 cup cornmeal
4 cups rancid milk
1 tbsp lard
½ cup used animal litter (for crunch)
Heat oven to 350°. Mix cornmeal, milk and lard until blended. Add placenta cubes and litter. Cook until inserted toothpick comes out clean, 30-40 minutes. Serve with candles and demonic chanting.
Note: An average placenta weighs 1-3 lbs. Don’t give up if your first dish doesn’t work, just think “turkey after thanksgiving” and create additional dishes as needed.