The local Watership Down Rabbits lost their twelfth game in a row last night as they fell to the Winnie the Pooh Poohbahs 116-0 in an exciting basketball game at the Forum. The Rabbits now fall to 0-12 to start the season. The game was tight until the opening buzzer when the Poohbahs, led by star forward, Tigger, scored early and often.
Hazel, coach of the Rabbits, when asked about his teams failure to score in the game said, “Yeah, we did have problems scoring – or even holding the ball.. Face it, we’re quadrupeds and we have no thumbs – while we can hop, it does take more then that to win a game.” Indeed, the Rabbits have now been held scoreless in their last twelve games.
The Rabbits next game is Saturday the 20th, on the road against Disney’s Team Furry Woodland Animals at the Forum.