My idea for vending machines:
1. There would be a thumb scanner installed on each machine to verify your intake. If you’ve had too many candy bars, thus the machine would announce, “FAT GUY’S EATING AGAIN!!!!”
2. All machines would have a retaliation device. Every time you smack the machine because you think your chocolate is stuck, it smacks you right back.
3. For those that do not have enough to purchase the candy, there will be a new button to press where the machine TELLS you how good the stuff inside is.
4. A timer would be installed for the people that take way, way too long deciding. After the time limit is up, the machine slams a door in your face.
5. Last but not least…All machines will have a coupon slot. Just like the grocery store, you can have a “3 for $1” day, or “Buy one, get one free” day.
Thank you and have a nice day!