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According to Dante’s Inferno, the great devil Minos would listen to each sinner’s confession and then assign him/her to the appropriate circle of Hell by wrapping its tail around the unfortunate soul that number of times; five coils sends you to the fifth circle.
Well, it seems that Minos has outsourced his job to the new “U-serv Hellevator” (patent pending). Just press the one button and you’re on your way!