Author's Note: Hmmmm ~ Mr. Van G ran out of canvas. It is said that he got terribly depressed and cut his ear off? Why we ask? Of COURSE ~ He needed a canvas. He stretched it, dried it, flipped it over and proceeded to paint. ALAS! He shot himself and died. Hmmmmm. The ear he painted was never found. If ever you are going thru your granny's attic or find a painted ear at a yard sale . . Hey! You could live totlly rich forever after!