This is a book about my daddy and also about dinosaurs. But mostly about daddy. He is married to my mom. They got married and then had me. My daddy is a secret agent and flies airplanes and is never at the house. Mommy says he's a dog when he gets home late at night. Maybe he is undercover as a dog, which is probably something the bad guys wouldn't expect. His last mission was down to the country of Green Bay. He brought me back a hat in the shape of cheese. It was too big and looked funny when mommy put it on her head. She said it looked stupid. She is always not nice to daddy. She is stupid.
I am six and a half and I like to draw dinosaurs for my daddy. He takes them with him on his missions all over the world. He says that his missions are too dangerous to take me, but my pictures are like taking me everywhere. That is dumb. I wish he would take me. I am in training to be a secret agent... and a pet doctor... and a police officer... one who digs up dinosaur bones. I do that in my back yard. Mom gets mad when I get covered in dirt. She just doesn't understand what it means to be a dinosaur digger.
He is up in Florida now and he said it was really hot there on the phone. I can't believe it. It is cold outside our house, NOT hot. He said he has a surprise he is going to bring me. My daddy is great! He likes TV and chocolate and shaving his face and taking me for ice cream and buying me stuff. He likes dinosaurs the most though, which is why I like him the best. That is why I write this book about them both.