Author's Note: View full for the others, not mine. I'd rather you read the conversation below. :D
It's all parody, and even the real people are made up. ;)
Yoda: "Your apprentice, we have. See the hologram you do. Drop him, Chewbacca will! Surrender now, you must!"
Darth Dubbya (yelling): "Hey d**k...I mean Darth...I mean My Lord! I see ya found my yellow bug zapper (insert laugh and shoulder shrug)!"
Chewbacca: "UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR" (translated: One more stupid laugh and I'm tossing him. Screw Yoda!)
Darth Cheney: (laughs) "Throw him...I don't care. I've got a new apprentice. A stronger apprentice! One already trained in the dark ways of the Sith, and looks soooo much better in spandex!
Darth Britney!
Obi Wan: "Oh my master Yoda...what will we do?"
R2D2: "Be boop boo be bew." (not translated)
Windu: "English R2D2...do you speak it?!!!"
R2D2: "Be boop boo be bew. Woooh." (not translated)
Windu: "Say what again R2! Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you!"