Author's Note: "Westminster tower has cleared the... er... the Tower".
Britains first ever space launch was delayed for twenty minutes today after the countdown was halted at exactly 16:00 hours. When pressed as to the reasons for the delay, a British Space Agency spokesman revealed,
"Oh, the factories may be roaring
With a boom-a-lacka, zoom-a-lacka, wee
But there isn't any roar when the clock strikes four
Everything stops for tea"
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