Author's Note: ...And the LORD said unto Mochas, "I am the LORD your Coffee. Take these nine commandments, and I will deliver you into the land of milk and coffee. There would be ten, but I can't think of a tenth one right now." And Mochas took the tablets back down the mountain, and he and his people wondered in the desert, drinking heavenly coffee, for forty years.
no, my goal was not to get into religion with this, so don't take it that way.