Author's Note: O.K.
First, I tried to pimp a wheelchair. I couldn't find 250 spoke, deep dish Dayton's so that went nowhere!
So I gave him a jet pack. Now I know he doesn't need a Mamba Jet Pack to zoom around, dropping wheelchairs, and other than using the wheelchairs as projectiles, it really has nothing to do with the theme of the contest...but you've got to admit, that no matter how you feel about carrots...jet packs are plain cool. :D
Of course the wheelchairs are always dropped onto bad guys, and evil doers. You know...politicians and carnival folk.
And mimes.
:D
Heal up soon compadre!