OK, here's a story that you cannot share with ANYONE else because it's a secret and I promised Leslie I would tell anyone.
Basically, it's like this: She has a MAJOR crush on Mr. Aronoff her science teacher. DON'T TELL ANYONE.
News item time: It's that time again we all have been waiting for: Spring Fashions: The color black is in and you know what that means: I dont have to buy any new clothes!
News item: Did you know that in Japan it's forbidden to eat vegetables that came in contact by the mouths of lepers?
Editorial note: Um, why is that news? WHO would want to touch something that a cat licked
Joke: So what is the temperature of the core of the earth?
Answer: I dunno, science dork!
Sorry, that was a mean joke at Leslie's expense. Don't tell her ;)